Here it is!
I’d like to thank Thunder Gulch for winning the 1995 Kentucky Derby and making my first pick a winning one. I’d also like to thank Al Gore for inventing the internet that allows me to keep up with all the racing info I need to win awesome contests like SAUHBR. Thanks again BT, for your rivalry and for the fantastic trophy. Finally, a special shoutout to Mom, Dad, Sis and God — Thanks!
Did you see that you actually scored 141 points?
Sarah Palin is fine.