
In a thrilling stretch drive, The Infield defeats Borderland Totalisator in SAUHBR Round 1!
The weekend marked Curlin’s victorious return to dirt in the Woodward, a shocking upset by Anak Nakal in the Pennsylvania Derby, and the contentious finale of the 1st Semi-Annual Handicapping Battle Royale (see, I *do* remember what SAUHBR stands for!!)
It was a good race, but in the end, the best seats were in The Infield! I scored points in 4 races, hitting the big win with Curlin at Saratoga, and 2nds with Fareena, Gio Ponti and Silver Expression. I also had some show points with Lickety Lemon (best name of the weekend), and Letthemusicbegin.
WEEKEND TOTAL: 12
FINAL SCORE: 138!!
BT, it’s been a fun 6 weeks of ‘cappin’ the ponies and engaging in Dutrow-lite smack talk. And now, you have one thing in common with Curlin: you got beat by a girl.
Anak Nakal sucks ass.
Bags for Bitches
I mean Rags to Riches.